Fuck you, I like candy corn.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 10/13/2016 at 23:51 • Filed to: None

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R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/13/2016 at 23:56

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That sugar residue on your teeth tho.....

AntiSpeed > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/13/2016 at 23:56

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Me too. Although candy pumpkins are the true god.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 10/13/2016 at 23:57

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I eat about 20 Starbursts a day.

Frenchlicker > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/14/2016 at 00:00

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Well, this confirms it. You are officially turrible.

smobgirl > AntiSpeed 10/14/2016 at 00:01

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THIS.

ttyymmnn > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/14/2016 at 00:07

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So, you like flavorless, tricolor wax ear plugs? Okay then. You can have mine.

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Sam > AntiSpeed 10/14/2016 at 00:08

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So much yes. I much prefer the texture of the pumpkin to the corn.

Plus it has that green bit for the stem. Even though it’s made ofrom the same stuff, it always tastes a bit different than the rest of the pumpkin. And yes, I am one of those guys that takes bites out of things that are small and don’t really require biting.

fhrblig > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/14/2016 at 00:08

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You can have it all, then. I’ll stick to eating delicious candy.

Sam > Frenchlicker 10/14/2016 at 00:10

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Nah. If he had said candy hearts, though... man those things are awful. But part of me actually likes them a bit. Must be nostalgia, which is the reason half these boring seasonal candies even exist.

With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/14/2016 at 00:14

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What have I done to deserve such treatment? I love candy corn, and furthermore I love truth and justice enough to not steal your candy corn, so what’s the problem?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > fhrblig 10/14/2016 at 00:18

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Oh, you also have candy corn then?

fhrblig > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/14/2016 at 00:48

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No, you have candy corn, I have deliciouser candy. Which is literally any other candy (besides black licorice, which is an abomination unto the Lord).

for Michigan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/14/2016 at 01:12

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You’re going to have dentures some day.

for Michigan > Sam 10/14/2016 at 01:13

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They taste like sugar diluted with corn starch. It’s weird.

But there’s definitely a certain nostalgia to them.

for Michigan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/14/2016 at 01:15

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Candy corn is good. Why the hostility?

Birddog > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/14/2016 at 01:48

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Ever had the Carmel Apple candy corn? It’s even better than the original. 

Birddog > fhrblig 10/14/2016 at 01:49

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Black Licorice is not candy! It’s punishment!

Nick Has an Exocet > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/14/2016 at 01:52

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I’ve had worse.

There was a place in Scotland that sells Irn Bru Scottish Macaroon Bars. Scottish Macaroons are a sugary center with (usually) a chocolate outside. The inside is 5 parts sugar to 1 part potato (yes, potato in candy). Irn Bru is the local soda (more popular than coke and pepsi combined). It tastes kind of like bubble gum.

Except in this instance, it’s had it’s syrup (you know the stuff that goes into soda fountain to be mixed with 50 parts water?) mixed with the 5:1 sugar:potato concoction. It was by far the most vile thing I’ve ever had. My friend Lynsey loved it. But she’s Scottish. They don’t have our selection of wondrous candy. Life is hard north of the wall.

NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/14/2016 at 03:14

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I like how we take sweetener made from corn, add some other processed stuff, and then mold it into...corn!

Frenchlicker > Sam 10/14/2016 at 06:03

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Kind of like wax Sosa bottles? They are terrible but older people like them due to nostalgia.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/14/2016 at 06:17

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The first five pieces are good, after that it just gets gross.

shop-teacher > for Michigan 10/14/2016 at 07:08

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Because it’s disgusting!

shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/14/2016 at 07:09

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Candy corn: for when you want diabetes, but you want to get it by eating sugary ass candy that tastes like a piece of candied carpet.

BKosher84 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/14/2016 at 07:39

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This is REALLY bad Kinja....

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/14/2016 at 07:52

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Accurate. I did stop at four.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > BKosher84 10/14/2016 at 07:53

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Them’s fightin’ words

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/14/2016 at 08:53

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*highfive* fellow candy corn appreciator!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/14/2016 at 09:04

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I also. I think we’ve got enough of a head count in this thread to start a club.

CaptDale - is secretly British > fhrblig 10/14/2016 at 16:52

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I wholeheartedly disagree. I enjoy candy corn (a handful at most) and I LOVE black licorice. It is delicious. Especially when done properly. Ie not American licorice which is hard, flavorless and stale, but “Australian Licorice” which is soft, chewy, and has actual flavor.

fhrblig > CaptDale - is secretly British 10/14/2016 at 16:54

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*vomits*

I guess I shouldn’t talk too much shit, because I love these things:

Only when they’re fresh though.

CaptDale - is secretly British > fhrblig 10/14/2016 at 17:00

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Are those like the delicious peanut butter filled pretzels or more like the taste of pure evil ie:

*update: My coworker just told me he loves these... I might have to dispose of him

fhrblig > CaptDale - is secretly British 10/14/2016 at 17:19

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No, they’re like this weird taffy filled with a little bit of peanut butter. I haven’t found anyone else that likes them.

Circus peanuts are disgusting.

CaptDale - is secretly British > fhrblig 10/14/2016 at 17:26

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I have never seen them in my life, maybe it is just a Colorado thing?

They are literally the worst!

AntiSpeed > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/14/2016 at 17:45

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That’s actually a feature. It stops you from eating too many at once.